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21 MAR 2017 AT 20:14

The same uncle who taught her

"A" for apple
became
"M" for monster.


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21 MAR 2017 AT 23:22

I was home alone.
My uncle,
He came to ask for newspaper,
Everyday,
When mom went for a walk.
He came home.
I never understood why,
He had to read that newspaper,
In my house,
At that particular hour.
But one day,
My focus shifted to his hand,
And his hand to my chain.
That chain on my neck,
Never felt that chain so heavy,
Never felt my house so lonely.
Everyday,
The same story,
Same uncle, same newspaper,
Same chain, same hand.
Until one day,
I threw that chain,
At his face and my parents saw,
They never asked, I never told.
He never came back,
And finally I was out of that hell.

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22 MAR 2017 AT 0:02

Uncle ruined the childhood.
Aunty ruined the adolescence.
Their son ruins the adulthood.

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21 MAR 2017 AT 22:49

Uncle's fairytales always ended with:
"Don't tell anyone, else Satan will
haunt you."

Satan haunted her for seven years,
then she divulged.

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21 MAR 2017 AT 21:28

Dad, you need to wait here for sometime.
And suddenly, a father becomes Uncle for a lifetime.
*Old Age Home*

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21 MAR 2017 AT 22:30

I'm scared of going back
to
my uncle's home, she said.

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22 MAR 2017 AT 18:45

She Lost Her Parents,
Raised By Her Uncle.

Uncle Named Himself 'Guru',
She Named Uncle 'Father'.

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10 JAN 2017 AT 21:13

I will never forget the moment when my
Uncle lost weight for his daughter's wedding
But during the "Father-Daughter" dance
His pants fell down

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22 MAR 2017 AT 12:54

Not every uncle molests
Some make chips too :)

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3 JAN 2017 AT 17:08

*at stationery shop*
Me- One shading pencil please.
Uncle- B4 ?
Me- Boy.
Uncle- Tumse na ho payega.

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