Are T-Rex extinct because of Durex?

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Why a t-rex can't clap..??

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People who pair
Lust only with sex
Are a mean T-rex

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She : omg! You text so fast.

He : thanks! our house is built on Trex remains so I kinda drill my bed-room floor and dig out it's lifeless text compatible hands to use it now and then!

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Dancing Dreams
Roxy, Bowie, TRex and The Who.
My youth was spent listening to you.
You inspired dress, my style and behaviour.
Your notes and strains in bad times my saviour.
Today your music is still part of me.
In your words and melodies the memories I see.
Although now restrained by the aches and paines of older age.
I sway to your performances on the big stage.
And relish my sleep whilst I dream of the ways..
That I danced with my Annie in those wonderful days.

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When you switch off the WiFi and play that dumbass offline dinosaur game just because you don't know how else to kill time, that's when you know boredom has hit you like a truck.

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