Here is mir's laughter session!
— % &*when you wash your face with soap after a week*
"Roopmantra ayurvedic face wash..ye koi cosmetic nhe, ayurvedic aushadi hai!— % &Father:-beta jb hum tumhari umar kay thay tou pajama b nhe pehne huwe hotey the...
Son:-ha papa apne toh capri pehni hui hoti thi.— % &6yr old kid:-didi ye brinjal itna purple purple kue hota hai?
Me:- beta iski maa ne ujala supreme thoda jyada dal diya hai.— % &Sometimes all i think is:-
"Agar uper wale ne ungliyon pai ye dibbey nhe banaye hotey tou hmara math kysa hota?"
— % &Someone:-how innocent are you?
Me:-raat mai uth uth kr light kholti aur check krti hu k kahe aandhi tou nhe ho gayi.— % &-
Me calling "mumma? Mumma?.."
After every five minutes when I've done something
wrong just to confirm if mom is still talking to me
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The moment when you get up to do some chores
and your mom interrupts you by telling you to do
the same thing you were about to do
_mir-
When you are in the bathroom and someone is continuously knocking on the door mann the pressure is real
_mir-
My dad switches off His phone when the recharge expires
in a way as if incoming doesn't even Exist
_mir-
The moment when you're performing a concert in the bathroom but you feel like Someone is calling you so keep on pausing 100 times in between
_mir
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"Even if I try to run away,
im still at the same place"
Bro are you on a treadmill?
_mir fatima-