If you paid for every word you spoke then businessmen would have smartly claimed it as expenses to book the losses only and government would have oversmartly levied taxes on those losses too.
Politics is the Jungle. Parliament is the Circus. Elections are the Advertisement campaigns. Educated people are the Audience. Government is the Ticket Collector. Tax is the Ticket charged for this Entertainment.
याद न रखा जब किसी ने, Nature का due date, लग रही penalty देखो, हो गयी अब बहुत late. चाहे जितनी income तुम्हारी, जो भी age और sex, किसी को भी exemption नहीं है, सबको भरना tax. ऐसी गलती आगे से, अब न कोई करना, notice आने से पहले ही, tax तुम अपना भरना.
I asked my assistant to remind me to remind him to send the reminder to remind the client to deposit the tax who always forget this and blame us that we have not reminded him on time.