You don't need to prove you
to everyone just coz they
don't believe you.

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*Employee jab
boss se kehta hai*


Sir kaam khatam
kr diya hai.



Sir salary
Kab tak milegi?

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*Wedding night of arrange marriages*
Bride: aapke bare me bahot kuch janna hai humein.
Le Groom:

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Jisko lagta hai ki mai sad quotes or poems islye likhta hu kyuki Mera pehle breakup hua hai.

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Usko impress krne se tere UPSC clear nhi honge.

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Jab "Wo" bole "Kaash mai Singapore ghoom pati" aur mai Next day hi ticket krwa lu.

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Jisko lgta hai ki unke parents unko isliye daant'te hain kyuki wo unse pyar nhi krte.

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Ladki: Humari love marriage ho rahi hai dahej to nahi hi loge, hai na?

Le (Sarkari Naukari wala) ladka: wo to lena padega... Kyuki phir

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*Distant relative jisko ghanta fark nhi padta aapse*
He: Aur beta 12th complete ho gaya, ab to engineering hi karoge?
Tab aap:

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*Apni crush ko propose karne ka plan bnata mai*

Piche se mera introvert mind:

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