हास्य कविता

उस रोज़ जो चली सामाजिक शास्त्र की क्लास,
पानी का संरक्षण का था पाठ,
अध्यापिका का था जो अहम सवाल,
थोड़े पानी से लो कई तरह से काम,
इससे होगा पूर्णतः बचाव,
उसकी फेंकी जूती की याद,
जिससे वो भी लेती कई तरह से काम,
आंखो के समक्ष आ गई यार।।


- पूजा गौतम

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Sound of hope
is tapping of your sandals,
actually coming towards me.

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Other's neighbouring boy gifts to his neighbouring girl:
Chocolates, flowers, teddy bears etc. etc.
My friends neighbouring boy gifts her:
Pair of sandals.

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Why a GIRL want to MARRY a TALL GUY?
So she can wear HEELS.

HEELS lover like ME....

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A letter from the sneaker to the sandal!
(read in caption)

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Before you judge someone,
Walks a miles her sandals.

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My sandals probably think I died !

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Story Sandals.
A Monk who studied Zen for ten long years was about to accomplish the status of a Zen Teacher.
The initiation was to be administered by the Zen Master himself at the monastery.
When the Monk arrived on that turbulent day, the Zen Master welcomed him with a question, “Tell me, did you leave your sandals and umbrella at the porch?”
“Yes”, replied the Monk, surprised at the silly question.
“Tell me,” continued the Zen Master, “Did you leave your sandals to the left of your umbrella or the right?”
The monk realized that he wasn’t prepared yet. He hadn’t attained the comprehension of a teacher.
The Zen Master asked him to study another couple of months the lesson of awareness before he initiated the Monk as a teacher.
Eventually, the monk became one of the most renowned teachers of all time.
The lessons learned.
We can sometimes study for 10 years and know nothing and at times, a study for 2 months with total awareness can be enough to become a subject expert. 4 years of engineering couldn’t teach someone what a few days of certification courses in work-life could. The difference wasn’t in the content of the courses or the teachers, the difference was in me.

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ज़रा सा पैर जो फिसला,
इल्ज़ाम उसी चप्पल पर लगाया
सबने,महीनों तपती जमीन
और कांटों से बचाया जिसने।।

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"एक नहीं तो दूसरी ले लो खुली दुकान
छतरी या पनही नहीं, 'पत्नी' है,श्रीमान्!"

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