The strangest of all human inventions is love.
While some get butterflies in stomach,
Others get STDs. Or worse, get married.

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Friend: Why do you keep forgiving him?

Idiot friend: I suffer amnesia whenever he say sorry.
He gets a clean slate after the magic word.

Friend: (slap idiot friend's arm)

Idiot friend: What was that for?

Friend: (puppy-eyed) Sorry.

Idiot friend: (still angry) You can't just hit people without reason.

Friend: (biting sarcasm) And you don't simply forget offences
made against you by hearing the word sorry.
You are in denial mah friend. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.

Idiot friend: I hate you.

Friend: Aww. Talking about real shit got you a boo-boo?
You're welcome. Ice cream?

Idiot friend: Fuck you. Make it a triple chocolate scoop.

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Bro!!! gyan ki baat karta hu
Apni ex ko gaali dene walo
Aur usne apko trust karke batayi
Baato ko dosto me baat ke jhalil karne walo..
Bro you fail as a men!!!

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Move on, if that shit ain't workin'. Because one day your biggest regret will be wasting all that time on the wrong person.

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Art aur artist ki nahi izzat india me
Aaj kal toh jo sahi me talented hote hain
Unke followers 500 tak nahi hote
Pr lips hila ke thoda cleavage dikhake
Reels banane wale log ke followers million me jaate.

🤷🏻‍♂️

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I got my enemies. But my only wish is for the ability to recognize the ones disguised as friends.

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I think, I am "down to earth person",
Because I don't have daddy money !
🕊️♥️

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If you fall Off with someone, you were never really that On with them to begin with.

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Beware: Some of your so-called friends are fake. And wouldn't be around if they couldn't eat off of your plate.

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I've been accused of many things in my life, but being fake is not one of them.

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