Maths teacher




P.T. period

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Other days : mf, Madrchod

Today : Happy Mother's Day !

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I will like your post but I won't comment

That is 'love you but as a friend'

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Me : Jeene ke hai chaar din

Corona : Voh bhi lockdown Mai gin

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*Nibba proposing*

Nibba : Will you be child of my future mother ?

Meanwhile Nibbi :

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Teacher : Iska answer kya hai?
Me : Kya



Me : Teacher :

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Kabhi bhi kisi ko kam nhi smjna chahiye.
Kya pta zindagi mai kab uski zarurt padh jaaye,
ab Oxygen ko hi dekhlo.

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Who said it truth and not "crush bta" in truth in dare.

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Battery




Battery ultra
pro max

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According to Indian parents

Agr ladki ki Shaadi 30 saal ke pehle nhi hui toh duniya ke saare ladke Mars pr shift ho jaayenge.

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