Some friends are like nuts,
remain in their shells,but
are not necessarily 'nuts' 😂

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I've a joke about pea,
but it will go nuts.

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I never had to actively pursue you
like I do with my walnuts,
cracking their shells,
between the hinges of door.

I had to patiently wait for you
like I do for the pistachio.
You know, taking off its shell
though easy, is still tricky.
You'd never know
when you break
the delicate,
or find
too much or too little
of the salt.

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Peanuts in love:
"Since the day I've seen you,
I'm totally NUTS about you."

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ज़िन्दगी में सिर्फ "पाना" ही सब कुछ भी नहीं होता।
उसके साथ,
नट बोल्ट भी चाहिए।।
😂😂😂😂

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He: Here, take two pieces of cashews, it is good for you.
Me: But I don't like only do-nuts.

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What are we doing?
Giving 'nuts' to nuts

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Stop..!!!
Who stole my nuts.?
Give it back...
Else I'll shoot you all...

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Some people set rules and thrust them down your throat to the point of utter suffocation that you relent.
Afterwards, these very people break their set rules with quite flimsy explanations driving you to a point that it was your fault that you invited to be choked.
The world is replete with nuts.

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Nuts
and
nerds,
make up the
world.

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