He - You are looking really hot baby !!

She - Please stop telling a lie .

He - No really babe , I am not lying at all .

She - If you are not lying , then stand up for me baby , please stand up for me . How long can you stand ?

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Mom told me
"No non veg on Tuesdays and Thursdays"

But I guess my boss's mom forgot to tell him that !!
He eats my brain, bloody everyday !!

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निकले तो थे, मजे लेने जवानी के......
पर कोई दिल के साथ खेल गई.............
.......दिल को बच्चा समझ के।।🙂

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How vegetarian are you?
Chicken tikka masala lene ki himmat nahi hoti

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Pussy cat , pussy cat , where have you been ??
I have been to London to meet my King .

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When friends were thinking what to eat and the day is Wednesday...








तक तन न न न...तंदूरी नाइट्स तंदूरी नाइट्स...

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Non-veg tha islie tumhe khaane dia
Paneer tikka hota toh chheen leti...

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Arz kiya haii
Garmi ka kuch aisa khumar chaayaa haii
Garmi ka kuch aisa khumar chaayaa haii


Ke upar jo phenka tha murga humne
Wo chicken tandoori ban ke aya haii :3

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Itne ki Jis Restorent me
Veg & non veg; Dono banta ho,
usme Veg bhi nahi khate🙊😝

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सुनो दोस्तों, मेरा एक काम कर दो
मेरे शब्द उन बेज़ुबानों के नाम कर दो
बने थे जो मेरा ख़ुराक मेरी थाली में कभी
मेरी भी उम्र उन मासूमों के नाम कर दो

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