My son, looking at his reflection sideways in mirror
Grandson : why have you become so fat ?
Son : because of heat,things expand
and puttar, your papa is hot.

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My grandson all of 4 years, comes back home after staying one whole afternoon at his nani's, all excited,eyes shining.....
Me: awww...my dhabboos is back. What did you do at nani's? Enjoyed?
He: do you know dadi, nanu has .....
My husband: awww..my sweetu,you are back. What did you eat?
He: do you know dadu, nanu has...
My younger son : woah, someone is back and did he miss his chachu?
He :.....
My elder son: yo, my super boy, did you have fun at nani's?
My grandson stomping his feet,red in face storms to his bedroom,punches his pillow a few times, closes his eyes .

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E = MC^2

my gynec dil.
Endoscopy = (mastering challenges)^2

My engineer son
Mass and energy equivalence

Le me
Energy = milk × coffee ^2

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My 4 year old grand son, asking his mother: When my sister will be 7 years old, how old would I be?
Her : you are 4 years older than your sister.
My son: You will be 11 years old.
He to her: Dude's 4 not Ramanujan. Tell him the number.

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My grandson announces to his chachi:
my mom has a baby in her tummy. He'll sleep with my mom dad when he comes out. I am grown up now. Where would I sleep?
His chachi: awww...you can always sleep with me na
My grand son, with a horrified expression:
But then evey one will think we are married !

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Guests were to come in evening.
I and my two dtr in laws finalised the menu. Sweet, innocent, foolish me, asked * what about welcome drink ? *
Elder one - ma make your rocking strawberry, apple mocktail *
Younger one - mom , that lemon , mint , green grass healthy drink you made, really was out of this world. *
Both, silent, looking at me from corner of their eyes
I made both.

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Mothers are not supposed
to let go of their sons,
ever, right ?
But then life usually
takes us by surprise.

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When young and slim

Flaunting a new dress
All: awww.. so mouthwateringly pretty you
look, Neeta..

When old and plump

All: awww....what a mouthwateringly pretty
dress Neeta...where do you get them ?

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Renovation woes

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Me : Cut your nails
Son : No way, I need claws
to fight corona
people
Takes a stance,
slashes air with his hands.

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