How do ask your mom for some extra cheese and Mayonnaise?

Just say

Geez Ma you nice !!!!

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जब सामने हो खाना
तब काहे का नाना
खाना पट पट खाना 😍😍

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mayonnaise in sandwitch (life).
It is much mild, clean, slightly stronger and also pleasant.

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Autocorrect Ruined My Apology
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I typed, “I’m sorry for the mess I made,”
It sent, “I’m saucy, bring the mayonnaise.”
Meant to confess with a heart so sore,
But now you think I’m craving coleslaw more.

You left me on read, I can’t defend
Darn autocorrect just lost me a friend.
Next time I fight, I’ll write by hand,
Apologies shouldn’t taste like a sandwich stand.

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What's your favorite science fact
that blew your mind
When you first learned it?
I'll go first :
Space missions are
Covert operations for
extracting mayonnaise from moon.

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Liza and David broke up and left many of us heartbroken. Fictional characters are enough to make my heart ache and now this.. But as they said, we need the mayonnaise to spread mayonnaise. I say "Go, get the mayo!!!" I really hope they find peace and keep growing because they're two kind-hearted people who don't deserve anything less than being totally fine.

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Thought of eating Momos with you and fighting for Mayonnaise to eat last bite of my Momo😕

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