When the whole class got below 20 in class test but you got 27....

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X is for apples
Y is for oranges
Me : how so?
Teacher : you gotta assume
Me in exam :
Oranges is for apples
Apples is for oranges
Teacher : how so
Me : you gotta assume
Teacher resigned!!!!!!!!!

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Kitne saal gujr gye tuje chodke gye hue ,
Aaj b yaad aata hai toh ,
Darr sa lgne lgta hai ,

Bhut rooye😭hai hum sirf tere liye,
Bhut Mar khayi hai humne ,
Aaj b yaad aata hai toh ruh kamp jati hai ,

Tere bina b ache se jee rhe the hum,
Dukh toh isi baat ka hai ki tu ab phir ,
Meri zindgi Mai vapis aa rha hai ,
Kyu nhi chodta Mera picha tu,

"Maths" I hate you.....

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She : I don't love you!
What made you ASSUME?
Me : I blame MATHS

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Best school memory :

Last period of friday being a games period

Worst school memory :

PT master and math teacher shaking hands and exchanging smiles

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Lesson learned after an exhausting maths class:-
Never make a kid understand two ways to solve one problem
Either that kiddo will forget the first one or both😂

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Dear Math,

Please grow up and solve your own problems.
I'm tired of solving them for you.

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If life is a book,
Then mine is
Definitely a Maths Book...
Full of Problems...😅

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She : are you that bad at maths?

Me : well i will be more scared for calculator history rather than browsing history but once i googled what is 5+7 and it got lot scarier like its both my calculator history and browsing history

She : okay calm down drink some water

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Qn. If A=2
E=10
I=18
O=30
Then U=??

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