LOVE STORIES SOMETIMES

FRIEND:- (Jealousy) She is a bloody whore and pathetic gold digger.

HE:- (furrow his eyebrows)
And there you are wrong buddy.
She loves PLATINUM and SILVER! So how can be she a GOLD DIGGER?
And most importantly
She Is Not A Bloody Whore.

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LOVE STORIES SOMETIMES

SHE:- How can I know how much you love me? Ok so can you die for me?

HE:- A Big No.

SHE:- THEN

HE:- "I Can Live With You."

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LOVE STORIES SOMETIMES

SHE:- (Jealous) What did you saw in her she is so UGLY and you are a walking Greek God in Earth?

HE:- (Smile)
"I have EYES IN MY MIND and
A SOUL IN MY HEART too."

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LOVE STORIES SOMETIMES

HE:- Why are you
crying your heart out.

SHE:- Today I heard something
which is so grisly.(wiping her tears river)

HE:- What?!

SHE:- My Marriage stuff was happening
in my House. What should I do to avoid it ?

HE:- (Chuckles at her Cuteness)
"GET HIGH EDUCATION."

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LOVE STORIES SOMETIMES

HE:- Love, wake up please.

SHE:- (rubbing her eyes) I hate you.

HE:- I know (replied softly)

SHE:- (rolled her eyes) I love you though.

HE:- (smiled) I know.

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LOVE STORIES SOMETIMES

SHE:- I don't like summer it's so sweaty.

HE:- Trust me Darling, even I don't like that but I do like you breathing heavily, soaked with sweat and screaming all loudly. (Evil Grin)

SHE:- ?!

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LOVE STORIES SOMETIMES

He told her that
She is Great in his LIFE,
rather than
She is Great in his BED.

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LOVE STORIES SOMETIMES

SON:- Father! How I come to know that I am deeply in love with a girl rather than it's just trap of lust and desire?

FATHER:- (chuckles at his cuteness)
Awe! Son you will come to know when you see her and get shunned and questioned to Make-up Industries
" ARE YOU KIDDING ME?"
"I have saw something looks like a girl without a pinch of your coating."
and guess what,"SHE IS BEAUTIFUL."
and trust me
"She is Definitely a Living Human Girl."
and even you want sue them for spreading rumour about your coating make people Beautiful.
But I think it's going to take time because you are only FIVE years old.

SON:- (still confused but somewhat satisfied) Ok.

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LOVE STORIES SOMETIMES

SHE:- I am a girl who loves dearly
thousands of fictional boys.

HE:- I am a boy who loves dearly
one real living girl.

GOD:- (Speechless)

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LOVE STORIES SOMETIMES

MOTHER:- I will not tolerate any injustice done to you. (infuriated)

DAUGHTER:- Then how can you tolerate the injustice being with you? (innocently)

MOTHER:- Shocked and speechless.

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