*Jio network losses connection*


*Calls customer care executive*




CC executive-hello sir, how may I help you ?

Le me- chal Ambani ko phone de.
😂😂😂😂

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If you need a shoulder to cry on I will be there
I am there when you are sad and lonely
Or when you are in pain
Glad I can help you when you are feeling gray
I am thankful to you that you are my sister ...
😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

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Wife :- You had lunch🤷 ?
Husband :- You had lunch ?
Wife :- I'm asking you ..😕
Husband :- I'm asking you 🙁
Wife :- Are you copying me 😮 ..?
Husband :- Are you copying me😲 ...?
Wife :- I love you 😘
Husband :- I had lunch 🍱
😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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SINGHAM Effect :-
Dad : Result kya aaya ?
Boy : Aai chhya gaavat , fail ho gaya .
Dad : Besharam ! Nalayak .
Boy : Kuch bhi karne ka , Mera ego hurt nahi karne ka.
Dad : Aaj se teri pocket money bandh.
Boy : Meri jaroorat kam hai , Isi liye meri zameer me dum hai .
Dad : Get out .
Boy : Aata maaji satakli re .
Dad : Mujhe ab papa mat kehna .
.
Boy: Ae Gotya.. Gotya.. Gotya
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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When You Feel Alone ..,
Just Look At The Spaces Between Your Fingers..
Remember That In Those Spaces You'll Find My Fingers ..
Locked With Yours At All Times
Telling You I’m Here...

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DenA HaI TO ,
ZehaR De dO ;

MaGaR KiSi Ko KoI ,
JhooTi UmeeD Mt DO ...!!!

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कितना अधूरा😶 लगता है तब🥺 ,
जब बादल🌩️ हो पर बारिश ना हो🌦️❎,
जब जिंदगी😇 हो पर प्यार ना हो 💔💔,
जब आंखें 👀हो पर ख्वाब ना हो💭
और 🥺🥺............
जब कोई अपना😘 हो पर साथ ना हो !!!!!!
😭😭 😭😭

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My girlfriend asked🙋 me to pass
her the lip balm💄 but I gave her
some superglue instead😜😜 ...
Her lips are looking quite
beautiful💋 but she's not
talking to me😣😣 ...!!

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अमेरिका :- हम शिक्षा देखते हैं 👨‍🎓
चीन :- हम हुनर देखते हैं 🕵️

भारत :- हम जाति प्रमाण पत्र देखते हैं 📃..!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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