He'll without an apostrophe makes hell!
She'll without an apostrophe makes shell!

So we'll which is supposed to make well is basically hell in a shell?

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Conversation between me and my brain during exam-
Me:(1st 5 minutes of reading time) woah... That seems easy, we read this last night, right brain?
Brain: i guess so..😐
Me:okay... And this question! You've got to know the answer to this one!
Brain: why not!
Me:(when the writing time begins) start answering brother!

Brain:

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Me when I lose count of the number of whistles, whistled by the prestigious "prestige" cooker!

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human to two humans who are dating- you guys are just like Romeo and Juliet.

The couple- Awww... Thanks.

Me- I'm not sure if you know this, but both of them died in a tragic suicide, so all the best.

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When the teacher says "stand up" atleast thrice and i turn either to my back, left, right all the three times and then he/she throws a chalk at me!

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When you close a chrome tab by mistake-
Maine ctrl Q dabaya.

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Woman is made of two words I've never seen a woman do!
Woo man!

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When you ask someone their stream and they say
PCMB!

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Someone: lets study chemistry!

Me: kem history?

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When you get bashed by your sis and then by your parents for absolutely nothing!

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