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22 AUG 2021 AT 1:37

Me:
I need to work hard and struggle for a good career.


That 13 year old Nibbi in my neighborhood:

Didi, I am struggling to find a boy whose name joined with mine would make a meaningful name for our future children.

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26 JUL 2020 AT 17:52

I have a joke on Ananya Pandey,
but it's struggling to come out.

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29 DEC 2020 AT 10:22

*Me studying*

What does this mean? I should google it.

*opens phone*
*sees notifications on WhatsApp*
*ignores as usual*
*opens Instagram and start scrolling*
*turns off the phone*
*goes to study again*

After 2 mins,
Oh I forgot the reason for which I opened my phone.

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6 SEP 2020 AT 7:45

Me to mom: Mumma I'll have just one paratha today. I am not hungry enough.

Mom: *makes one paratha of double its size*

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20 JUL 2020 AT 12:29

Me when I write
on YQ Pulse's
prompts assuming
myself as a teen.




Me when I write on
YQ Parentnaama's
prompts assuming
myself as a parent.

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26 JUL 2020 AT 16:36

I have a joke about feminists,
but they 'men'struate.

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26 JUL 2020 AT 16:55

I have a joke about my life,
but my whole life is itself a joke.

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11 SEP 2020 AT 23:05

I prefer either a dark soul or a no soul.
There's nothing else in between.

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18 DEC 2020 AT 18:11

Bookmarks to YQ users after the introduction of highlight feature

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9 SEP 2020 AT 21:55

Ananya Pandey- I've struggled a lot.

Me- Ever chopped ladyfingers?

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