she texted me after long time
she: tum memes bahut achhe bnate ho
me: aur tum fuddu
*blocked*

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रूह पे भी दाग़ आ जाता है
जब दिल में दिमाग़ आ जाता है

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Go for a run when you feel depressed

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goodbye kiss
because jane wale ko kiss ne roka hai

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*A conversation between two numbers*

8: how do i find infinity symbol in my keyboard?

9:bhai tu soja bhai
:P

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यूँ परेशान था मगर तेरी यादों में मैं सुख की नींद सो गया
कोशिश हद में रहने की लाख की थी पर इश्क़ बेहद हो गया

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bat man was convincing his girlfriend
batman:tu meri "BAT MAN"
she slapped him& said
main teri "BAT MAN" nhi "BAT WOMAN "hu
😂😂😂

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in a world full of "coin toss " be my "pugam-pugayi"

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eisa bhi hota h kya

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me: bhai wheat ko hindi me kya bolte hai
friend: are gehnu!!
me: han i know tu gay h par bta to skta h ki kya bolte hai
😂😂😂😂

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