Mana tum tute the
Bikhre toh hum bhi the

Mana tum preshaan hogye the
Sataye toh hum bhi the

Mana tum bs sunn rahe the
Khamosh toh hum bhi the

Mana tum hasna bhul rahe the
Roye toh hum bhi the

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Sir mai dard hota hai humare jyada baatose
Aap maa ki tarah baalo mai tel lagae champi kr doge kya

Hume chum chum bjne wali payal bohot pasand hai
Aap unki jhankar se hume pehchan loge kya

Humara gussa bohot tej hai
Aap mana ne ke saare tarike aajmaoge kya

Hume TV dekhna pasand hai
Aap remote humare hawale kr doge kya

Hume kisiko manana nhi aata
Aap humare muskrane pr muskuraoge kya

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Late reply krne walo se woh
Notification se turant reply krne wale hum

Aadha ghanta noodles ke liye rukne wale Woh
Maggi ke 2 minute lene se use kosne wale hum

Jhagdo mai sabko smjhane wale Woh
Shanti mai sabko ladane wale hum

Kitrekshu ki tarah saayane wale woh
Shinchan ki tarah shararti wale hum

Galtiyo ko sudharle itne smjdar wale woh
Acchi cheeze bigad de bdmash wale hum

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Hum baithe baithe baato mai kho jaate hai
Aap hume dhund loge kya

Hum maaggi khana pasand hai
Aap extra maggi ketchup ke saath le aao ge kya

Hum ghumte rehte hai yaha waha
Aap ek jagah baithe kr humara intezaar kr paoge kya

Hume gaana gaana pasand hai surila hai ya nhi woh pta nhi
Pr aap use gaane ko shanti se sun paoge kya

Hum kabhi kabhi khamosh ho jate
Aap humari khamosiya sun paoge kya

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Selfie's ka show off nhi chaiye
Hume koi wallet mai tasveer rakhne wala chaiye

Starbucks ke faltu coffee nhi chaiye
Hume koi nukkad pe saath baithkr chaai pine wala chaiye

Khane mai km khao moti ho jaogi aisa nhi chaiye
Hume jo jo pasand ho woh haathon se banake khilane wala chaiye

Hume heer ka ranja nhi chaiye
Hume toh khud ki mohabbat bkyada mukkamal kr sake woh mehboob chaiye

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Baarish mai hum elaichi wali chai banalenge
Tum pyaaz ke pakode bana laoge kya

Hum tumhe sunne ke liye raato mai jaag lenge
Tum raat ko 2 baje maggi bana paoge kya

Tumhare liye tumhare favorite song sun lenge hum
Tum humare liye guitar pe laga ja gale bajao ge kya

Hum tumhe tumhari galtiyon ke saath apna lenge
Ziddi hai hum tum humare nakhre utha paoge kya

Tumhare hr problem ko solve krungi ya nhi pata nhi
pr solve karne mai saath chalenge
Tum jab bhi hume dr lage tab chipkali bhagane aaoge kya

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Iphone ka shaukin woh
Nokia ke dewane hum

Pubg ka prwana woh
Ludo ke master hum

Kitabon ka koi afsana woh
Kalam ka koi fasana hum

Sapne ka koi hissa woh
Haqiqat ka ek kissa hum

Mohabbat ki koi ek kahani woh
Ishq ki koi khoobsurart dastan hum

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Woh english medium wale
Hum sarkari school wale

Woh Mercedes ka collection rakhne wale
Hum Royal Enfield ko mehbooba kehne wale

Woh italin cuisines ke chahe wale
Hum daal roti mai jaanat jee ne wale

Woh fursat mai baatein krne wale
Hum baato ke liye fursat nikalne wale

Woh raato mai kabhi kabar arjit singh ko sune wale
Hum maa ki lori se sukoon se sone wale

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Kabhi kabhi hum bechain ho jate hai
Aap lori gaakr hume sulaoge kya

Hum shopping krte nhi krne lge toh ruktr nhi
Aap shopping bags utha loge kya

Hum khana nhi bna pate toh
Aap jali hui roti kha paoge kya

Hum kabhi kabar bina wajah ke gussa hojate
Aap hume smjkr mana paoge kya

Hum cakes ko pasand krne wale hai
Aap humare liye baking sikh paoge kya

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Woh sapne switzerland ke dekhne wale
Hum kedarnaath kai khwaab dekhne wale

Woh mercedes, oddy mai ghumne wale
Hum nange per rasto pe chlne wale

Woh gusse ko mithas se bolne wale
Hum pyaar ko bhi gusse se jatane wale

Woh saadgi se hr baar hume manane wale
Hum bewajah hr baat pe ruth jane wale

Woh hr baat soch smjkr bolne wale
Hum aadhi se jyada baatein bachkani krne wale

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