Ghoonghat ki aad se
Patriarchy hi patriarchy dikhti hai

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मेरे गाँव के जैसी ख़ुशी कहाँ मिलती है
रोज़ खाने को हवा यहाँ ताजी मिलती है
जहाँ देखू वहां हरयाली ही बस दिखती है
लहलहाते खेतों मैं गेहूं की बाली दिखती है..

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Knock knock
Who?

Sochta
Sochta who?

Ki wo kitne masoom the
kya se kya ho gaye
dekhte dekhte

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Knock knock

Who?

Ya.
Ya who?

Koi mujhe junglee kahe.

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People : Horror movies have
great song track

Also people: chanting
Hanuman chalisa while
listening to 'Gumnaam hai koi'

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What does the hair (which is not yours) on your boyfriend's shirt tell you?

"Baby Shaq do do do do do."

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Gaano ko sunkar ,
Vakt gujarna sikha hai!
Sapno ko yaad karke ,
Lamho ko sawarna sikha hai !
Maa ki aanchal me rakhkr khudko,
Lubhana sikha hai !
Is jindgi ke palo ko ,
Khush rahkar bitana sikha hai !!

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Ye raat aur ye doori
Tera milna hai zaroori

My stomach to bhujia at 2:00 in the night.

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Aaoge jab tum o saajana
Don't forget to bring grocery from the supermarket

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Tumhe apna bana ne ki kasam
khai hai, khai hai
and kids that's the reason why he became malnutrient.

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