Conversation between Me and my Bestie
Me: ¿Qué pasa? he escuchado que
usted va a casarse
Bestie: What? 😯😕
Me: Rhne de tu anpad hi rhegi 😂😂
Bestie : 😰😵 Marr ja tu-
मेरी मंजिल मेरा रास्ता है तू
कभी ना जो टूटे वो वास्ता है तू
वाह वाह वाह वाह
मुझे जो पसंद है
वो यम्मी यम्मी
पास्ता है तू।।
अब बोलो वाह वाह
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Conversation between me and my brother
He: Tera b'day kb hai?
Me: Tujhe pata to hai.. 29 January
He: ohh haan!! Mai to bhul hi gaya tha.. Tere paida hone ke gam me agle din Gandhi ji marr gye the 😂😂😛😜
Me: 😱😨😠😏😳😳😕-
Oye bestie
I am getting frustrated
Let me drag you like this
I will be happy then-
A guy proposed me
He: I love you baby
Me: Andhe, itni badi ladki tujhe baby nazar aa rhi h 😂 bhag ja
He: 🤐
Ultimate bezzati..
He never talked to me.. As he was afraid of.. I might insult him again. 🤓😂😂
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Me and my brother at pet shop
Me and bro: we need a dog 🐶
Shopkeeper: ye dekhiye ye naya kutta aaya hai, pdha likha hai apke sare kam krega.
Me: Nhi aap to mujhe anpadh hi de dijiye, pdha likha to maine already paal rkha hai. 😁😝
Brother: 😱😠 😈-