QUOTES ON #ERRANDS

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15 MAY 2017 AT 11:45

The fresh feelings,
The warm healings,
Our memories began to tread,
In a thread that vastly spread,
The sharks came along,
And our love didn't prolong,
You deserted me,
Waves submerged me,
I think I have forfeited now,
To break the promised vow,
Emotions reached its lowest downs,
Dragging me to unknown towns,
My broken life trails behind a vast crew,
I am a lifeboat, left adrift, without you.

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17 MAY 2017 AT 12:03

The commencing days of a new born baby's life is portrayed by adorable nicks, delightful hugs, pleasing sounds, juvenile remarks, sleepless nights and scrupulous perseverance by its parents. Some of the most alluring and cherished memories encircle around this period for the new parents, and they relate every action of their child to these harbored memories as he/she grows up. On odd days, when these exquisite memories brim around their thoughts, you'll catch them gazing at you and smiling, an expression of benevolence, lightening up their features, because of you.

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12 MAY 2017 AT 3:25

Artists are selective about the words they use to depict a particular art. They always get engrossed in a loopy rail of thoughts when asked for a deduction from an artwork. A deliberate flick of dashes in a painting, an elevation of beats in a symphony, an emotional draft of a writer or an abstract object moulded by an amateur craftsman, no matter whatever the artwork is, if the flicks, beats, emotions and abstractions hit a deep and nostalgic chord, then and then only the artist will proclaim it to be 'beautiful'. According to them, a visually appealing art cannot possess beauty if it lacks depth.

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16 MAY 2017 AT 16:24

Dear Diary,

Its her childhood video, that's concerning me. We were out at a traditional Indian restaurant ; she was eager for a north Indian course. Her impatient palms smacked the table few times to stun the bewildered waiters who were slow to deliver. She dug in as soon as the plate popped in. I had to tear the wheat chapati to several crumbs for her as she dipped them into the curries around. Her scurried actions were noticed by many elders passing our table. Her roly-poly cheeks, tiny chin and a small part of her nose was pasted with all the curries she had dropped off into her mouth. She was 6 but she consumed all of the food before the 20 year olds there. I lost that video in the 15 years that have rolled by. When we have a fight I used to replay the video and cheer up. After finishing her food that day, she had made a chirpy noise, I think it was a burp, and I'd give everything to listen to it again. Please.

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13 MAY 2017 AT 14:41

Girl : Hi, Panda. How are you? How is your family? Can I know more about you? How is your son Little BoBo? My name is Chitra. I am from Manipur. I like watching movies, listening to Justin Bieber 😍😘, reading and dancing. What are your hobbies? Can I know?







Panda: Did you use 'Justin Bieber' and 'dancing' in the same sentence?
*cocks a gun and shoots himself*

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15 MAY 2017 AT 2:11

The media have been seeping slowly into our conscious minds, but the general population hardly recognize this. Nowadays, people are worried more about their complexion, sexual appeal, attire and status, thanks to media ads. Plastic surgeries, protein intakes, multilayered makeup sets and all the jargon have zipped the human intellect to a minimal dot, that the generations, nowadays, prefer to listen to songs that amplify the advantages of having gigantic booties and a cataclysmic cocks. Alas!

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11 MAY 2017 AT 1:20

Girl: I am very short tempered. I can't stand anyone for long. I don't have much friends too. The ones I have, call me 'Hot-headed Oven'. Mere things make me snap. I was so happy when I was with him. But he stranded me and I acquired this soaring anger. I throw my wrath at anyone. The loneliness ruined my mannerisms too. Can you help me out?







Panda: Oven??? What happens when you eat raw chicken? Does it cook itself?
*sprints away*

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15 MAY 2017 AT 10:31

Girl : I am an amateur cook. The dishes that I end up producing aren't always the way they look in cook books. Sometimes I discover new cuisines from my mistakes. Occasionally, I burn myself unknowingly; I hate it. Yesterday I was boiling water in a sealed pressure cooker, I didn't know this is dangerous, but the cooker blasted off the stove with a loud bang and I was terrified as I crouched near the shelves . I am unhurt, but the anxiety hasn't departed me, I am unsettled to do anything. Please help me.








Panda: My ex was the same too. She burst off like your cooker in her towering rage. That
cooker should be friends with her.

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13 MAY 2017 AT 23:45

Guy: My brothers call me a player. Currently, I am in 3 relationships with 3 girls, I spend time with them on planned days. The first and the second one have been in bed with me, that too on alternate days, it was great. I don't know about the third, she is way too shy to do it. Relationship, without sex, is meaningless. How can I rock the bed with the last one too? Help please!







Panda: Little BoBo is about to say his first words. Maybe its for you.
(Little BoBo points his tiny paws at the guy)
Little BoBo: Phhhhuukk Ohfffff

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10 MAY 2017 AT 12:14

Guy: I had a few errands to run. My boss was giving me hell and my cousin smashed my car somewhere. Amidst all this madness, I forgot her birthday.












Panda: Why are you still alive?

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