"Date a girl who loves sleeping and eating."

You will be never be too insecure or possessive about her. Because when she isn't working or talking to you, she will be either sleeping or eating.

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Stop complaining about fake friends.
Go to work, watch tv, read, eat, sleep
and repeat. You will never hear a
refrigerator and a washing machine
gossiping about you...😑

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What’s your favourite meal to eat and cook? If they’re different, why?

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How do you make stars eat?

Just say Twinkle Khanna.

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Being FAT doesn't Makes you Slow.
Eating too much thoughts makes you slow.

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Dieting and Dating; the two common endeavors that remains monotonous myths in the lives of bachelors and spinsters.

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I wrapped up my feelings
And presented it to her like a chocolate.
She ate it up and said "Absolutely delicious",
And went away.

#That Bitch

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Breakup
/ˈbreɪkʌp/ :

The process where
you learn that a love bite
can eat all your mind.

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Eat all that you want,
without getting fat

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I Hate Being Alone...
My Thoughts,My Feelings,
My Minds Eat Me Alive...

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