He is so dope
behaves like a pope
gives my heart hope
feelings racing like an antelope
makes wanna elope
with Steve I can't cope
cos he is below my scope
can't even buy my soap

Oh, how wrong was my heart
I wanna die and leave this earth
the dope pope struck a dart
pierced my heart and left a scar
blinded my eyes with a flashy car
ate my cake like a rat
cos I was blind as a bat
for greed has veiled my heart

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