Engineer : A word start from the pen and end with image.

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Being an excellent computer programmer, your skill is to visualise all possible 'if else' conditions and handle them, with the best & fastest logic, so that your program, has an excellent fault tolerance & faster speed too.

That again makes you the perfect liar and the sharp debater in real life!

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कभी कभी ऐसी भी हालत होती है,
एक Error निकालने जाओ
१० नयी गलतियाँ दस्तक देती है,
दिन में कितना भी दिमाग चलाए
रातों को नींद ये उडाति है,

Coders की जिंदगी जीना
हर किसी के बस की बात नहीं होती है।

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Main yaar buddhu bakse ka,
Uski burate pipette se yari hai .
Assembly ka mai source code
vo Python jaisi Pyari hai.😘😘

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दिमाग अगर Printer होता तो,
ख्यालों का Printout ले लेते
मन में Bluetooth होता तो,
भावनाओं को Transfer कर लेते
दिल की धड़कन अगर Pen Drive होती तो
जिन्दगी का Backup ले लेते
और जिन्दगी एक Computer होती तो
अपनी बचपन को Restart कर लेते.

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How to do it ?
How will it perform ?
Why there are errors ?
What are Advantages disadvantages ?
Will it be easier for others ?
If not now then when ?
If not this then what else ..? 🤔
These all questions go around in engineers mind 😇
Proud to be an Engineer
Happy Engineers Day

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// HAPPY ENGINEER'S DAY

while (alive)
{
Behappy();
If (sad) break;
Find happiness;
}

// from all of my hobbies and passion i m more proud to be ENGINEER than painter, writer, photographer, businesswoman.

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And listen to the songs
Wind sing.
It see the world slowly turning off their light,
But one person's lights are on,
The one sitting with a mug of milk
Finding errors till morning!

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My colleague leave me alone
on the day of project deadline.😥

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After completing 20 years of
successful computer engineering,
every engineer is a chashmish

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