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I am a stand-by comedian.

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Who is your favourite comedian? And why?

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People say, " oh ! you are a feminist which means you hate men."
And i say, " no , i am a feminist which means men hate me.

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When you see original quotes
Of your friends
are getting plagiarized
And copied quotes on
trending

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After hours and hours of planning,
Finally one the result day,
When you get to see your clan,
Losing because of freaking 1 star...
The reaction of leader......⤵️⤵️

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When someone says during the call in front of me to girlfriend:- Baby, tum mujhe kbhi chhodkr to nhi jaogi, mai tumhare bina rh nhi paunga
Inner me:- bol le beta bol le jb ktega toh....

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