BHAI : Mai kitna handsome hu yaar!

ME : Bhaisaab rukiye , चंद minto me aapki galat fehmi dur ki jaaye ?

BHAI : Kaise karegi dhokli ?

ME : Maa, zara is पपीते ka ADHAAR CARD laao to ! Inki sundarta ka pradarshan karwaya jayega yaha!

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My father was
the greatest clown
of all times,
I realised this
when I wore
his thorny costumes
for my child.

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The Wish
You were the lady i could never stop loving,
You were the one who erased my invisible tears,
You were the mother everyone wants
when he is shattered by a nightmare ,
Happy Anniversary Mom.
You were the man who made me what I am,
You were the pillar who took every blow for me,
You were the father who would lift me
up the ladder everytime I fell.
Happy Anniversary Dad.
Weeped the orphan clown!!

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NAMASKAR PRABHU LOG !

CAPTION ME PADHE -

EXAMINATION HALL- PASSING CHITS - FOREIGN V/S INDIA !

Hasiye, Gaiyye, Nachiye, Haste haste ro Lijiye, Par itna bhi Bhavnao me Beh Mat Jaiiye ki POST NOTIFICATION ON karne ke Jagah BLOCK kar ke pel diye jaaye
😂😂😂

Chaliye chaliye ab jaldi se padhiye aur AAG lagaiyye

(FOREIGN VOREIGN sab hai SAAG, bas BHARAT hi hai apna AAG )

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SUNDAR BEHEN par comment

DUSRO KA BHAI V/S MERA BHAI
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CAPTION ME PADHEN aur HASEN

(Bhaiyo ka mazak bana chuke the apne pehle ke ek adhar card vale post se, ab beheno ko kaise chhora jaa sakta hai - GENDER EQUALITY MAAAAAANNNN )

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SHARING :
DOST 1 :
Ayye bhai Parso se bhookha hu yaar, Thora sa chips de na bhai !
Please bhai de na ! Aye bhai !

DOST 2 :
Tu bas ek baar Hath laga ke dikha,
Aaja hath laga ke dikha tu bas ek baar, MUH नोच LENGE TUMHARA, HUM! Kahi muh dikhane layak nai bachega !
Tu bolega to Badhiya sa salon me jaa kar JEEBH bhi TRIM karwa denge tera , तोतलाते तोतलाते Vahi dam todh dega tu 😂😂😂😂

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The funniest dream i had was that i have become a complete human inside which a clown is buried deep inside...though seems to be a lost child in barren world.

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