Being single is
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Q: How do you kill time?
A: Why do I need to kill it when it passes away on its own...
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Just when I sat in the cab,
I saw you sitting on the other side of the back,
I requested you for a lift pretending being in a hurry,
Sitting together I started cherishing the memory,
I pushed myself against you intentionally,
But it was the driver whom I scolded bluntly,
I know you saw me doing this activity,
But to get you close, I got to be witty 🙈-
They say that bad people teach good life lessons.
Now I can write a bunch of books on "good life lessons".-
All that glitters is not gold but may be a silver, so don't loose the chance to grab it.
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Bumping into ur ex after 2 years of breakup at a shopping mall..
She: How does it feel to be a failure in a relationship? 🤔😈
He: Chalti cycle ki chain utarne par, ulta paddle mar chain wapis chada lene wale life mein kabhi fail nahin hote 😀😈
😡😂😡😂-