Before I Joined BCOM,
I didn't Knew that passing EXAM would be so simple

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Bcom లో నిజంగా ఫిజిక్స్ ఉందా ?

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*Girls are discussing about career*
*Suddenly wind blows and messes their hair*

G1: Yaar hawa se sab Baal kharaab hogye.

G2: Haan yaar.

G1: Achha sun tu B.Com karle, Mai B.Com kar leti hu.

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Little of everything but full of love,
Meet my sister,who doesn't fly but is a dove.
Innocence in her eyes and little eye infection,
She holds the broom everyday for dirt introspection.
Serene and peaceful, most of the time,
Once she loses her temper, she may break your spine.
She is a great cook, for her that I gave up maggi,
Rhyming words are hard to find, so here is cricketer Pawan Negi
Now unemployed as she is done with B.com,
I wish I could speak more about her, but it's better now to stay calm.

@little aka kejriwal alias ankita

-piyush.

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THE CORPORATE WAY OF PROPOSAL

You are my Fixed Asset,
You will never become my Liability,
I am your preference shareholder and,
I'll never redeem you.
I'll never acknowledge you as a debt like a debenture
I'll acquire you without giving any Purchase Consideration
We can follow the double entry system.
I'll never write off your value like a patent,
I'll issue all my share on premium for you
As I have a provision,
Let us have an Amalgamation.
I'll take a loan of love from my heart, not from a bank
I'll give all my love post incorporation
If you find any change in my behaviour, I'll reconstruct myself.
I'll surrender all my shares to you...
Will you be my absorption?

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DEBIT
CREDIT
LIMIT
NOTE IT
TOMORROW IS OUR
"AUDIT"
"AUDIT"

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INDIAN MARKET
ECONOMIC ACTIVITIES
UNIT
VALUE
TOTAL AND MARGINAL UTILITY
OPEN AND CLOSED ECONOMY
Monopoly
OLIGOPOLY
DUOPOLY
PERFECT COMPETITION
IMPERFECT COMPETITION
COMPETATIVE MARKET
EVERYTHING YOU MUST REMEMBER ONLY IN THE
SUBJECTS OF ECONOMICS

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GOOD
BAD
WORST
THESE ALL THREE THINGS
WE FOUND IN
"COST ACCOUNTANCY"

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VICTORY
PHILOSOPHY
ANXIETY
SENSIBILITY
THE MOST DIFFICULT
SUBJECT IN THE WORLD
IS
"ACCOUNTANCY"

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