Beauty lies in the ice of the beholder.

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I proposed my ex again.

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Sleeping after spending hours on yourquote at night, some unknown guy in my dreams be like:

"Agar samay ho to mere quotes bhi dekhiye."

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When someone takes my phone, opens instagram, and follows himself from my account:

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*Reason I have no friends*

Friend- "You know what, he broke up with me."

Me- "It's okay, move on. He deserves someone better."

(Now I've no friends) 🙂🔫

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*this happened for real*

She: When is your birthday?
Me: What's in a birthday?
She: Tell na.
Me: Okay, in July.
She: Date?
Me: Let's go!

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people don't like good jokes anymore.

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I disappeared before the dish appeared because I sensed the diss appear.

Better to leave before something like this appears, you know.

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If Forrest Gump ran in a beautiful forest, would he sit there in the forest for some rest?

Is a forest for rest for Forrest?

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If I fall in love with a girl from West Bengal, would I call her the Bae of Bengal?

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