My GF complains about me singing wrong bollywood lyrics.

Me - Feeling Nostalgic and irritated at the same time.

( I've sung a mess of a lyrics in my school assembly prayer everyday for 12years.
No body had a problem.
You Gulzar Bitch, Close yo Ears).


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Declare yourself covid 19 Positive।

Else you'll be robbed.


(Caution : For Those who have birthday on the day lockdown gets over )

A better Deal 😂

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In Other World : Parents prepare Teen agers for their Sweet 16.

In our World : Parents disconnect cable connection for our 10th Board exams.

Our world is Savage.
No place for Teenage sentiment 😒


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My Sister's IQ is same as Freezing Point.






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Somedays you were allowed to go and play 🏏 cricket without even insisting for it and even paid with a 10rupees note in hand for ice cream.

You thought that was your parents' love.

You were half right.
That was, but not for you. ! 😬



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In India Love and Marriages are all same.

They both are "Arranged,".

One by the young ones
The other by the old ones.

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Lockdown Anthem 👇🏿

Lunch me kya khaoge?

Dinner me kya khaoge?

Kal lunch me kya khaoge? 😂

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Me visiting crush's place for the first time.

When her mother says,' Kitna Acha ladka hai.'

Me in my mind :
Ab aunty ji bulaaun ke mummy ?

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Marathi : आई चिल्लाई

Fb English translation : Ice cream

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My Netflix just got dethroned at home.

Mom Dad Binge watch Doordarshan for almost 8hrs.

🙋🏻‍♂️💆🏻‍♂️


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