Passion is not what you like,
It is what you like to do

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I'm from 3 tier city because waha auto bhot chalte hai.

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Dekh tere Bhagwan ki haalat kya ho gayi Insaan
Kitna badal gaya Sansaar

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In search of Monica,
I'm just getting Janice

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With great power comes great current and voltage

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My Ex-Girlfriend Was Karma

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Dear Ex,
I have an axe.
You have a split personality.
Would love to split you up.

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Aaj kal toh samjh hi nahi aata,
Ladki apne boyfriend k sath jah rahi hai ya Rapido wale ke sath

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Me asking my friend who forget to wear his glasses, "Bol yeh kitne hai?"

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#iambatman

I'll play cricket and score a century

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