Last winter I met a girl at my friend's wedding. She was physically so attractive that cadiness took over my soul. She could have given a dead man a boner while lying dead in his coffin. I wanted to be inside her desperately.
So I went on to ask her gathering all my courage and all I could say was ' The mercury has just inched 40* celcius,proly by your presence'.
'Oh! Honey not with a thousand condoms', she retorted.
What's the problem? I catechized.
The problem is your pickup line,it's so shabby. Pointing out to one old man, he also said me the same lines, she added further and was about to leave when I screamed 'Hey! Wait just a minute'.
'Now what'?, She yelled.
The food here is so bad. Can I have you for dinner and if you taste good, I'll have you as my breakfast as well, I asked.
Tell you what, my wordplay helped me so much that night that now I can eat her whenever I want.