everytime we kiss,
her lips on mine,
her tongue inside mine,

i get so high
my eyes turn red
my lips so dry

i have kissed a few
i was not noob
but no kiss ever felt that way
it's divine

however, what she told me today
got me thinking once again
"she smoked weed all time"

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Me, my wife and my cat (Part 2)

Well, I hit her right between the eyes
she went down but to my surprise
she came up with a knife
and cut off a piece of my ear.

"I didn't killed your cat," she frowned and said,
"I saved myself from your snake, you bloddy ass!".

I realised my mistake and came back to my place
I woke up next day with a hiss
and found another snake licking my injured ear

I gave him milk and cuddled him
and found a friend better than my wife

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Me, my wife and my cat (Part 1)

Well, my wife left home when I was twenty-seven,
and she didn't leave much to Rosy and me,
one greyish guitar, a bottle of wine and a note
the note said: I hate you both

Rosy drank all the wine,
I sold the guitar to a friend online
the note by mistake slipped in sink
and our faces flushed in pink

Now I don't blame her,
because she loved someone else
but the meanest thing she ever did was
she hid a tiny snake under my bed
Rosy found and ate him alive
and my dear fluffy cat went offline

I roamed from town to town,
and I finally found her in the bar
my blood ran cold, and I said,
"How dare you kill my cat!".

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Dear husband,
I hope you are doing fine
locked on the other side of the town

I never thought I'd say this
but you have sustained me
you are way more stronger

so don't you dare die
else I'll kill you with my own hands

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It took him almost half of his life to realise that after smoking all the cigarettes his lungs could sustain; after watching all the porns on Pornhub, and all the famous web-series on Netflix; and roaming all the places he ever wanted to; and buying all the luxuries he ever desired to, and getting all the sex he could dream of--he still felt vague, clueless and incomplete, as if the Universe had no space for all of his accomplishments.

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All that we were asked was to stay home,
watch movies, read books, learn cooking,
play games, and spend quality time with family..
All we are doing is stuck in the corner of sofa,
glued to our mobiles, sharing all the forwards,
watching all irrelevant news, blaming everybody,
and coming out to check if anybody is really out...

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Imagine You never stepped out of your house,
You never spread any false news,
You never saw religious angle to the pandemic,
and You never showed any symptoms,
But you went to hell because
you stored more food than you required.

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Khooni- buttermilk

kal main apne dost ke ghar khana khane gaya tha
hum khate huye sinchan dekh rahe the
darwaaze par khatkhatahat hui
dost ne darwaza khola,
dus anjaan launde khade the, gusse mein,
andar ghuse, fridge khola
tapele mein rakhe huye doodh ko uthaya
aur chillkar bola--
ye butter-milk hai na?
dost ne kaapte huye kaha: nahi
phir usne apne saathiyon ko dikhaya
Sabne dekhkar kaha: ye buttermilk hai

aur phir mere dost ke sath-sath
saalon ne mujhe bhi khuub maara
aur mera dost mar gaya

samajh mein nahi aa raha
aisa kya galat kiya humne
saala khooni- buttermilk

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ek pal mein sab kuch kaise khatam hota hai
chehre par acid fek ke dekho.. waisa hota hai
Lekin jab chammdi sulagati hai
aankh, naak, hoth, hath,
awaaz, ehsaas, aur zindagi ki aas
sab nigal jaati hai
aur ek dheemi si roshni ugalti hai
jo door tak toh jaati hai
lekin is bade andhkar mein
ek pal bhi thik nahi paati hai

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Ravish Kumar ko suno
Shinchan ko dekho
chup chup ke marijuana peeyo
Chidiyon ko dana daalo
balcony se aasmaan ko dekho
soda na ho to paani se kaam chalao
aur chakna apne hathon se banao

dil khol ke pyar karo
aur bed tod ke sex karo

nahate waqt kam paani girao
sote waqt jyada mat socho

aur sabse important
Kabhi kabhi ro liya karo

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