Witty Mahabharat - part 6

pandavas are forced into an exile of twelve years, plus one year incognito, after which they return to reclaim their half of the kingdom.

Yudhistira : we lived 12 years in forest like naxals and 1 year hide and seek as you said, now give us our property.

Duryodhana : Nope nope nope

Yudhistira : This... means....war....

Bhim to yudhistira : Bruh.. What are we ? some kind of suicide squad ?

Duryodhana : i have an army

Yudhistira : we have bhim

Duryodhana : Bhim ? what are you ? superman ? come at me bro.. i'm your kryptonite

Yudhistira : I am yudhistira of the house pandavas, first of his name, protector of the realm, kin..

Duryodhana : Stoppp are you mad? you think you 5 guys can win against us? Bruh how high are you?

Yudhistira : IDK,,, May be 5'9

P.S : Draupadhi is now the brand ambassador of L'Oreal paris total repair 5,
5 problems, 1 solution

- Nithin