Sex-ed India

Son : mom how was i born?

Mom : you are god's gift for my prayers

Son : wow can i get one if i pray hard?

Mom : its a marriage gift so you will get one after you get married

Son : that sucks! But you were already married when my brother was born wait did you marry someone else? Wow do i have one more dad?

Dad : (spills hot tea on his newspaper)

- Mr.M