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Not sure what I want from life
So I guess I'll stay here
Until it just doesn't work anymore.

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The beautiful women of India
Think they're so ugly
And want to look more like me
When I want to look more like them.

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Women have had uteruses
Since the dawn of time
And yet,
We know more about how to make dicks work
When they're old.

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You! I missed you!!!
You on social media?

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I'm trying to earn the money for a subscription with paid stories.

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