Oh, you feminine filament,
Female's trivial element,
Oh, their threads of artistry,
With no raving books of history,
Oh, you strands of womanly hair,
Imprisoning me in your flair,
Oh, you fibers of ethereal beauty,
Diverting me from my puny duty,
Oh, you silent strings of serenity,
Crowning females with amenity,
Oh, you waves of whispering wire,
My love, my insatiable desire.

- Talking Tree