Jaana hai toh chale jaana,
Par shaam se pehle ek baar jarur aana.
Kyunki saath mein jo Tulsi lagaayi thi,
Usey paani chahiye rozana.

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Ye zindagi, diwali ki lights ki tarah hai.
Kitni jalegi, kab bujhegi,
kisi ko nahi pata.

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What You seek is actually sinking You.

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Mai neele rang ka aasmaan le aaunga,
Tu ek kaam karna,
aankhein moond ke baras jaana.

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Either his or mine.
Because you can't be hungry & thirsty
at the same time.

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Keh gaye log ab to mera badal baras gaya,
Ab toh tu Gagan se Zameen bann gaya.
Ek hi pal mein mombatti ki tarah,
Jitna jala utna hi pighal gaya.

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"Rape is painful"
Yun uchakk ke uthey ke kokh se zameen ho gaye,
Hua jo dard toh seel batto ke beech ho gaye.
Kam jo padhey likhey toh bewajah harr raat shareer ho gaye,
Hua jo dard toh harr kisi ke sauda-e-heer ho gaye.
(Continued in the caption).

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Kon kambakkhat engineer banna chaahta tha,
Hum toh roz apna samay kaagaz aur kalam ke saath bitaate hai.

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Mai aaj kuch yun chal raha hun,
Raahgir hun!
bas raasta badal raha hun.

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Stay hilarious..

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