Oh dear, oh dear
It’s so very clear
What a prat you’ve been
It remains to be seen
You really have lost your marbles
Having a swim with the Barbels?
Standing up in that little rowing boat
Wriggling and jumping about.
You looked like the Mad Hatter man
Gone doo-lally tatter Stan!
Falling in the river
Had me all of a quiver!
All over a fly landing on your ear
You are such a twat dear!

FIona E Pope
17/06/2023

- Fiona E Pope author