Husband- What are you doing?
Wife- Scrolling YouTube...
Husband- Any plans to cook at night?
Wife-Watching videos on what to cook..

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Colleague at 10pm - Hey you there?
Manager wants to have quick update regarding project. Shall we connect?
Frustrated IT soul - It's too late , I will speak to you in the morning..
Colleague - Oh that's fine, Manager assumes you work 24/7...

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To my favourite cousin,
I feel immense joy to see you as a bride.
The way we used to hold hands and go to school, the tiffin's we shared , the memories we made ,all the laughter and time spent just feels like yesterday..
My heart skips a beat when I imagine that you will soon become someone's wife and life will change drastically. I might not say things loud but you will always remain my favourite cousin even if you hit 60.
Enjoy this new phase and never ever forget us.
My bride-to-be I love you..

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"I'm sorry for not giving you enough time"..
said no man ever..

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March and April

"All play and no work"(Not for you , you adult)

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As a kid I wondered, why Mango is termed as king of fruits and not Banana fruit inspite of its availability for all 365 days?
As an adult I realise,
Anything seems worthless if it's available all the time..

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How loyal are you as a person?
1. Obsessed with maggie, so won't eat any other noodles..
2. Liked Arjun reddy a lot ,so didn't watch Kabir singh..
3. Loves tea like anything, so won't drink coffee..

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Me to all the rarely used apps in my phone,
"How have you been , how's life?..."

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He : Can we measure the love we have towards eachother?
She: The numerous times we have blocked and unblocked eachother might be.. Does it count?
He: Yes, It does!!!

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"Spoke to a stranger"
"You do it occasionally right"
"The person is no more a stranger, may be that's the difference this time"
"Oh, how come?"
"The stranger gave out good vibes "....

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