God Is Merciful Enough That He'll Forgive All Your Sin And Let You Serve In Heaven, And Satan Let You Reign In Hell But First He'll Punish You For Your Sin.
If You're Feeling Sad, Because Someone Hurt You, Don't Be Sad, Get Depressed, Drink Alcohol, Do Drugs, Get Suicidal Thoughts, Attempt Suicide, Because No One Is Fucking Care About Your Feelings, You Understand.