YQ needed an entrepreneur
not a philosopher

Uh oh. That was 'harsh'.

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Indians 'sagan' toh aise dete hai jaise toffee baant rahe ho

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Dear aunty,

You should be ashamed for showing off how much ransom you have extracted from someone
for the sake of marriage.

For God's sake stop covering up in the name of
'rassam hai, aise hi hota hai'.
This is nothing more than a pathetic mindset.

May God bless you with brains.

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Kapde silne ke liye sui nhi mil rahi
Jaldi se ruyi do,
aaj puja karne ke liye ruyi nhi mil rahi
- AB

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Agar sapne na dara de tumhe
toh tumne dekha kabhi khwaab nhi

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Kuch logo ka toh Bhagwan bhi kuch nahi kar sakta

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Taking a leave for every damn reason
except sickness.

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WhatsApp ki DP 2-3 mahine se zyada same nahi rehti, insaan kya khaak rahenge?

Haan nahi toh.

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When YQ Baba is asked to highlight rapid fire entries other than Niveditha's and Agasthya's.

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Breathing in Delhi = Smoking

Stop breathing guys, it's injurious to health

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