Happy birthday to me !!! 😂❤

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Tere dibbe ki wo 2 rotiyan kahi bikti nhi h,

Maa , mahenge hotel o me v bhook kvi mitti nhi h

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Wife : Look at that drunk guy..

Husband : Who is he ?

Wife : 10 years back he proposed me , & I rejected him.

Husband : Omg ! He's still celebrating !!! 😂😂😂

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Leaving you is like

Ice cream without choco-chips

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She found her Moon
While she was counting stars.

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Mujhe pta h ap sb log busy rhete h,

Isiliye maine kuch likha he nhi agr likhti to ap svi ko pdhna pdta na 😂😂😂

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Hum hum h 😌 Baki sb
Chewing gum h 😂

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What is love ? He asked her.

"Love is when,
you text me nd I can't resist but blush,
Even when Maa❤ is right in front !!"
She replied.

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Happiness was when I saw our name in his copy 😍

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Asman saf hua n tha ki fir se pyar ki barish hone lgi
Bhigne ka dil krta h par zukam ho na jaye ye fikr hone lgi...😂

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