It was a lazy sunday.
I was sleeping next to my wife. As I woke up, I turned around to land a morning kiss on her forhead. But she wasn't there.
"Baby. Where are you?" I said, raising the pitch of my voice.
She came running from the washroom and said,
"Baby..."
I could see that tinge of worry on her face.
"What happened baby?" I asked her.
"My periods have started. I don't have sanitary pads. How can I be so stupid?" she said, still worrying.

"Aah! Go and check my bag. I brought them last night while coming back home"
"How can you? I mean we have been married since 1 year and still you remember the date when I get my periods every month."

"After all, those are the only days when I get to chop off those vegetables and cook for us, and moreover I love your mood swings. You act so stupid when you are experiencing one," I winked at her.

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All vegetables unmoved. Only 'spring' onion.

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Vegetables also get bro-zoned.

Else we wouldn’t have had Broccoli.

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Everytime you eat what I cook, you will hear it ring.

Because I add bell pepper.

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What vegetable do you dislike the most? And why?

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I have a friend who looks like a radish. His face is long and tapering, skin as white as his teeth, and his jet black curly hair appears green in sunlight, exactly like the radish leaves. I told this once to him; he had turned into a soggy radish - the kind you find when you keep a radish wrapped in a polythene in the refrigerator for long. He didn't talk to me for a week. So annoyed was he that he started smelling like one, too.

One day, in the following week, he walked up to me with a fresh salad smile. I didn't anticipate this sudden change in his behaviour. It seemed somebody had pulled him out of the refrigerator and put him in a bowl of water to regain his vitality. "You, you look like a potato," he said, a lofty smile on his radish face. I smiled. Unlike him, I didn't turn cold. Refrigerators don't suit potatoes, anyway.

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दर्द होना अलग बात है,
दर्द ढोना दर्दनाक है।

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Tomato and Potato were caught watching Corn in the classroom.

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Onion : I'm looking so
beautiful as well as
utility of myself is
out of question💯
🤗🤗🤗

Cucurbit : yes , but if your petals
pull-out one by one you
are nothing but a costive
whereas from beginning
after so many utilisations
Bauls make their
monochord with my
calabash 😊😊

Onion : 😷😷

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आज की बीमारियों से बेहतर तो पहले की भुखमरी थी..
लोग 90से100 तक जीवित रहते थे,
आज 60तक टपक जाते है..

आखिर क्यूं???

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