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Dad :- Jao aaj tum maa, beti shopping karke aao..
(After shopping)
Dad :- Kyu baccha kitne paise lage?
Me :- 😌

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Friend: aaj tera birthday hai na
chal party de..
Me:👇😂😆😆

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She:- chalo, na shoping pe chalte h.😊
He:- ok baby😕
***After shoping,
She:- thanku babu mujhe itna kuch dilane ke liye.😍
He:- koi nhi😒
She:- Babu... Ek icecream bhi khila do na🤗
He:-👇👇👇🤨

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Death is the
final destination
of all the
lessons of life.

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Some feelings are better unexpressed

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Me when my friends ask money that I saved to buy a new book 💜🙈

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When deepak chaurasiya said:
Kya ap batwa rakhte hai!
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Overacting wala:

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Gf aane k baad 👉👉👉

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Jb me meri gf ke sath shopping krne ke liye gya TB meri Jeb full bhari thi

Or ab Dekh👇👇👇😜

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