Indians won’t get a meal in Afghanistan.

Because there is Thali ban.

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She - You deserve a special place in hell.

Me - Yea, I deserve window seat.

*Blocked*

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Sam was singing at an event.

So Samsung.

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He - Bro, go die.

Me - Hmm, okay. Which colour?

*Blocked*

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What do you call a flower that just died?

Deadphool.

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Usually friends are a big headache.

But my friend is a migraine.

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Life of a midget is better than a tall guy.

Atleast you don’t have to be a selfie stick on social occasions.

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We stared at each other
Smiled at each other
Blew kisses at each other
Shouted “ You cutieee” at the same time.

I was standing in front of a mirror.

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People asking a follow back are the same set of kids who go to a birthday party and ask for return gift.

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Whats your name?

Aishwarya

Me :- I-swear-ya

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