If you paid for every word you spoke
then businessmen would have smartly claimed
it as expenses to book the losses only and
government would have oversmartly levied
taxes on those losses too.

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Politics is the Jungle.
Parliament is the Circus.
Elections are the Advertisement campaigns.
Educated people are the Audience.
Government is the Ticket Collector.
Tax is the Ticket charged for this Entertainment.

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एक ही नजर देखा था उसको,
कि साला आज तक Tax भर रहे हैं...
Tax यानी भूलने के लिए होटल पे चाय पीने का उधार...
💰☕🍵💰

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याद न रखा जब किसी ने, Nature का due date,
लग रही penalty देखो, हो गयी अब बहुत late.
चाहे जितनी income तुम्हारी, जो भी age और sex,
किसी को भी exemption नहीं है, सबको भरना tax.
ऐसी गलती आगे से, अब न कोई करना,
notice आने से पहले ही, tax तुम अपना भरना.

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टैक्स
भारत में मरने के बाद भी स्वर्ग में
रहने के लिए धरती पर हर साल टैक्स
चुकाना पड़ता है।

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I asked my assistant to remind me to remind him to send the reminder to remind the client to deposit the tax who always forget this and blame us that we have not reminded him on time.

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God is the government and we are human taxpayers who pay the accounts of their deeds from birth to death on this earth.

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At a moment when everyone is going insane after
‘One nation, One tax’
I wonder when is it going to be
‘One nation, One citizen'
Before anything else?

PS- Religion, Casteism, Racism, Ethnicity, Chinki, Bhaiya etc. etc.

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Ex is a tax
That one pays
In order to
Relax

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सोने की चिड़िया से छीन दाना, हुआ बाज़ फरार

लिंक कराने मे व्यस्त थी वो पासपोर्ट से आधार

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