When you like a girl & ask her status,
She replied committed...







छन से जो टूटे कोई सपना...जग सूना सूना लागे
जग सूना सूना लागे...

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KIDS- Hum tere bin ab reh ni sakte, tere bina kya wajood mera...

MEN- Dil ko, tumse pyaar hua, pehli baar hua, tumse pyaar hua...

LEGENDS- Humen tumse pyaar kitna, ye hum ni jaante, magar jee nahi skte, tumhare bina....

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When eating with friends, I go for the last sip of that Thumps Up!!






मैने होठों से लगाई जो...हंगामा हो गया..!!

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When you are dying single
And god asks you your last wish...







पल भर के लिए कोई हमें प्यार करले झूठा ही सही..

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Since Jio giving free data for months, Singles be like...








तेरा मेरा रिश्ता है कैसा, एक पल दूर गवारा नहीं...

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What does the hair (which is not yours) on your boyfriend's shirt tell you?

"Baby Shaq do do do do do."

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"देखा हजारों दफा आपको
फिर बेकरारी कैसी है "

भाई ऐसा ही होता है जब girlfriend साथ हो
और Wife सामने आ जाये ।।

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Since the Anti Romeo Squad is activated, Romeos of UP be like








अच्छा चलता हूँ, दुआओं मे याद रखना..

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When You are being gentleman at first
But she was like tell me honeslty...
Then...








Tu cheez badi h mast mast
Tu cheez badi h mast

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I thought something is wrong with me
So i consult a doctor.
The doctor asks, what happened ?









जब भी कोई लड़की देखूँ,मेरा दिल दिवाना बोले
ओले ओले ओले....

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