QUOTES ON #SIRPUNCH

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9 SEP 2017 AT 12:47

If you upload a picture of coffee on Instagram, it becomes filter coffee.

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22 NOV 2017 AT 16:18

Q: Punjab mein log makki ki roti aur sarso ke saag ke saath gud kyun khaate hain?
A: Because it's a gud habit.

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22 JUL 2017 AT 21:21

My friend was having a pear. I wasn't feeling hungry, but ended up having a pear seeing him eat. Why, you ask? Pear pressure.

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5 MAY 2017 AT 17:56

My friend cracked a joke while I was making a lot of pots.
Tab main haste haste lot pot ho gaya.

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3 JUN 2017 AT 23:58

Me: Mom meri aaj shaadi hai. Kya pehnu?
Mom: Wear Yourquote.

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21 MAR 2018 AT 23:23

School ki maths itni tough thi, ki maths test mein hyperbola par main kuch nahi bol paaya.

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15 JAN 2018 AT 16:31

My gym trainer doesn't believe in god. He is a gym-naastic.

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10 JUN 2018 AT 11:06

Young people: Erotica.
Their moms: E-roti-kha.

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1 SEP 2017 AT 9:55

Me to girl on tinder: Hey, I love you.
Girl: I am only here for good conversations. I believe in old school love.
Me: My school was very old. I love you.

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3 MAR 2019 AT 15:24

If you learn and use Microsoft Excel, you will excel at it.

But if you wear clean clothes and use Microsoft Excel, you will Surf Excel at it.

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